Why is Saturn so rich?

– Because it has lots of rings!

What is the snake’s favorite subject?

– Hiss-story

Why do pandas like old movies?

– Because they are black and white.

One kid asks the other, “Which is closer, Chittagong or the Moon? The second answers: “Duh! The Moon! You can’t see Chittagong from here!

How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

– Shocked!

science-jokes

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish?

What’s the difference between a bird and a fly?

– A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!

When a third grader was asked to cite Newton’s first law, she said, “Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up.

Why do gorillas have large nostrils? Because they have fat fingers.

Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.
– Student: Thank God! I am born after 1773. Otherwise I would have been died without it.